Things a man should know about a woman!
- If a woman wants you, nothing can keep her away. but if she doesn't want you, nothing can make her stay.
- Stop trying to change her or yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be.
- It takes a second to lose her trust, and a lifetime to gain it back.
- The only person you can control in a relationship is you
- Don't fall for the "I'm confused role". Remove yourself from the situation to let her figure things out (but don't wait for her, move on).
- You cannot change a woman's behavior. Change comes from within.
- Don't let her place rules on you that she is not willing to follow herself -- double-standard.
- Actions speak louder than words. Don't play games.
- If she cheated with you, she'll cheat on you.
- All women are NOT bitches.
- You cannot mend someone else's broken heart.
- Never let a woman know everything. She will use it against you later.
- Give her space...let her go out with the girls, don't pressure her to spend time with you, You can't force a woman to hang out with you
- Never co-sign for a woman or let her mess-up your credit
- When it's time to let go; let go.
- Saying "i love you" or doing other cutesy things don't count if they're only done when you're in trouble.
- Can't promise that we won't get mad when you tell the truth, but we WILL be even madder if you lie.
- can tell when you call b/c you feel like you have to and not b/c you want to.
- most women won't try to blackmail you with sex, but if we're unhappy with you, we won't be "in the mood". If you want some action, you need to make us happy.
- It's cheating as soon as you're doing something you wouldn't want us catching you doing.
- We don't always talk about our problems b/c we expect you to fix them. Sometimes we just want a sympathetic ear.
- Most women keep everything from past bfs (love letters, cards, stuffed animals, etc). They're mementos, not proof that we haven't moved on.
- If a girl gives you something cheesy and home-made, it means she really likes you.
- We ask questions we already know the answers to. It's not to trap you; it's to give you a chance to come clean.
- Foreplay is very important.
- We're less likely to bite your head off when we're pms-ing if you are patient with our mood swings. Even better if you give us chocolate. Just NEVER EVER say, "It must be that time of the month..."
- You don't have to become bffs, but you have to try to get along with our friends. It really is the effort that counts.
- When a woman apologizes to avoid a fight, "i'm sorry" actually means, "i'm sorry you're stupid and disagree."
- Once you've fallen in a toilet, you'll understand why we ask you to put the seat down. (And it's ok if you have bad aim. Just clean it up.)
- Playfulness turns us on. Women like to tease and be teased
- We become insecure if you never bring us around your friends or your parents.
- Most women can take care of themselves, but it's cute when you're A LITTLE protective of us. Small things like calling to make sure we made it home safely go a long way. (That's also why we have you get rid of bugs -- that small demonstration of taking care of us.)
- Once you tell us to do something, we won't do it even if we were going to before you ordered. So make your own damn sandwich. And if you want to get back on your girl's good side, make her one while you're at it.
- A woman is not a vagina with legs.
- We find you sexy when you're driving, fixing things, working out, singing, playing an instrument, and playing with children.
- When watching a movie together, cuddling is a must.
- If you love us, tell us. Don't assume that we know.
- Don’t say “I love you” the first time before, during or after sex because they may think you are using them or just saying it for the sake of sex.
- Pay attention to her if she looks different and throw her some compliments.100% of women will be happy when they are being noticed..
- They will start to search for better ones when they don’t feel your love.Chances are not giving often so when they are not feeling the love that they once gave to you,they will pay attention to people who treat them better.
- Never EVER compare them with your ex-girlfriend.It’s best to avoid talking about your ex because she may think that you still miss/love them.